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 Yo, Christina? I got your number from Paris Hilton | Type: Internet Article |
| | "Yo, Christina Aguilera? I got your number from Paris Hilton." (click) | Feb 26, 2005 |
New word: Heiressment
Definition: Perpetual persecution of a ridiculous rich girl.
"Sidekick"-ed in the butt
If you pay attention to important things, you probably know that computer nerds hacked into Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick last week. The invaders of Paris' privacy leaked all of her info onto the Internet, including the phone numbers of her A-, B- and C-list acquaintances, including Christina, pictures of Paris' lesbian adventures, and her own trite text messages, including one in which she plotted a trip to the restroom to ditch some folks at a club.
As a result, luminaries such as Victoria Gotti and Lindsay Lohan have gotten masses of unwanted calls and e-mails and may have to force their assistants to change their phone numbers. Poor Paris told US Weekly: "I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore. It's too upsetting for me -- I can't believe it." I can't believe anything would embarrass Paris the porno princess.
Gee, what could she do for revenge? Not have sex with the hackers? It's probably already too late.
Welcome to Hamsterdam
On a recent trip to Amsterdam, I was delighted by the ad campaign for the Dutch grocery store Albert Heijn. On posters throughout Heijn, plump animated hamsters with crazy eyes promote products, from diapers to grapes. As far as I know, the Dutch do not consume hamsters.
Dutch shoppers aren't fazed by the fluffy rodent representatives. They are jaded. To them, the image of a hamster nuzzling a Diet Coke is humdrum. But for me, the hamsters were hypnotic. I looked up "weken" on an online Dutch-English dictionary, which yielded the definition "soak." Hamster soak? Is that supposed to inspire shoppers? Another search translated weken as "dip." Do hamsters indicate a dip in prices? I eventually learned weken means "weeks," and that Hamster Weeks are times of hamsterrific bargains.
Stop spinning in your wheel and nab some Knorr Chicken Tonight and Zaanse snijders for one Euro each!!! If you're not hungry right now, store them in your cheeks.
Yo, free yoga
Louisville, get in the lotus position! From March 7-12, Rainbow Blossom Natural Food Market, 3738 Lexington Road in St. Matthews, will offer "A Taste of Yoga." Monday through Friday, starting at 9 a.m., participants can sample a different yoga discipline daily. The week will culminate with a comparative demonstration of the styles on March 12. The Taste is free. To make a reservation, call (502) 893-3626, ext. 22. |
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