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 Breast-baring reveals need for preventitive measures | Type: Internet Article |
| | Breast-baring half-time show reveals need for preventitive measures | Feb 08, 2004 |
Summary:
Janet's always been a little bit on the risqué side. She's no Christina Aguilera, but she's no Lizzie McGuire either. But Justin has maintained a "good boy" image. Until last Sunday.
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I never thought I'd say this, but here it goes: I'm bored of breasts.
Not really breasts, just one breast in particular. I'm sure we're all now overly familiar with the right bosom of Janet Jackson, thanks to last week's Super Bowl halftime show.
It was one week ago today that young men across the land blushed in front of their mothers while watching the R-rated presentation, trying to hide their smile.
Young ladies were just as embarrassed while avoiding eye contact with their fathers.
It's not often we're exposed to a live sexual assault, much less one that was orchestrated beforehand. Now that we know fellow entertainer Justin Timberlake's claim of a "wardrobe malfunction" was inaccurate, you wonder what his defense would be if he were in court. Perhaps he would claim the wardrobe was "temporarily insufficient?" Maybe he was just the tool to expose Janet's unique nipple star?
What we need now is preventive measures. The NFL, CBS, which televised the event, and MTV, which produced the halftime show, are all claiming ignorance. Perhaps they all were ignorant to allow it in the first place. Now they need to learn from their mistakes.
Cris Collinsworth, a commentator in HBO's Inside the NFL, made a valid point this week. He said he was glad it happened. His reasoning was that it took this type of foul to halt the ever-increasing raciness of network broadcasts.
It begins with today's Pro Bowl. An act by one of Timberlake's fellow 'N Sync bandmates was dropped for the more wholesome Kiley Dean. I'm not sure who Kiley Dean is, but apparently she doesn't sing about taking off her clothes, which is good because she looks like she's only about 15.
Janet's always been a little bit on the risqué side. She's no Christina Aguilera, but she's no Lizzie McGuire either. But Justin has maintained a "good boy" image. Until last Sunday.
If "good boys" can't be trusted, then neither can good girls. I don't trust Ms. Kiley Dean.
That's why I lobbied to staff the Pro Bowl. I'm sure our readers are concerned with the sinking standards of television. I felt it was my duty as a journalist to be on site if such an event were to occur today in Hawaii.
Sure, it would be a tough assignment. I would have to fly halfway around the world, leave my family, watch a football game in paradise and possibly see a bare breast.
But in the interest of our readers, I was willing to make that sacrifice.
But alas, it turns out going to Hawaii is fairly expensive. So instead, I just won't watch it at all. All-star games are boring anyway, even more so than Janet's breast.
Besides, I couldn't get my new nipple star past airport security. |
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