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| | Love and Marriage | Jun 10, 2004 |
Summary:
In a short time he's preyed on beautiful celebrities who are way, way, way out of his league: Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Halle Berry and, according to msn.com, Avril Lavigne.
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I strongly believe that marriage reform should be the biggest issue for the upcoming election.
Not balancing the budget or boosting the economy--just stopping moronic couples from courting for two weeks and then cutting down a precious tree in order to obtain a marriage license which they will ball up and throw away in less than a year.
Honestly, if gays shouldn't be allowed to marry because some believe they are a sacrilege to the institution, then Jennifer Lopez should be banned as well!
According to the Sun, J.Lo has married the third love of her life, singer-actor Marc Anthony, just nanoseconds after his divorce from a former Miss Universe, and months after Jen's split with Ben Affleck.
Guests were invited to what they thought would be an intimate dinner party--but as soon as they were seated, they were greeted with Jen being walked down the aisle (in an off-off-white gown) by her father.
Being the loyal friends and family these guests are, they wasted no time speaking to tabloids about the possibility of the whole ceremony being the result of a little bun in the oven.
Afflicted Affleck
Now, don't go feeling sad for Ben. He's been nursing his little heart with some New England no-name who works as an account exec for some company or other--that's not the important part.
What is important is that spectators have noted that Ben's new lady is prettier than J.Lo and, in this world, that's the only currency that matters.
The couple met at a charity event where Ben continued to stalk the poor girl, offering to jetset her all around the world, until she finally said yesto a dinner date with her family.
Since Ben's breakup with Jen has dropped him off the invite list for every cool celebrity party, he actually accepted the familial date--and the two have been inseparable ever since.
Right said Fred?
Fred Durst has officially earned the title "predator."
In a short time he's preyed on beautiful celebrities who are way, way, way out of his league: Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Halle Berry and, according to msn.com, Avril Lavigne.
Avril stated that during a recent show, Fred tried to woo her by sending a lackey out to buy her hamburgers when she complained of being hungry.
Avril went on to describe how Durst hopped a private jet out to one of her shows with the belief that the two of them would actually start a love affair.
"He was disappointed that I wouldn't even go near him. He was a little p***ed that I went to my room alone that night."
You know what, Fred? You're not the best-looking guy in the world--but that wouldn't matter if you weren't also the pompous lead singer in a worthless band.
Just because you buy a girl a hamburger doesn't mean she's going to make out with you--you're just the sweet sucker who bought her some free food.
The movie that wasn't
Sorry, ladies, I know this is very disappointing news, but we're all going to have to take it like big girls.
There will be no official "Sex and the City" movie in the foreseeable future.
I know, take a deep breath and step away from the ledge.
According to cbsnews.com, Kim Cattrall, aka Samantha, has passed on the project--and obviously there's no SATC without her.
That's like Guns 'N' Roses without Slash--you've just got to change the name of your band, Axl!
Cattrall has been cited for pulling many divalicious stunts that have halted pre-production, like demanding the same fee as Sarah Jessica Parker, and requiring script approval, which has been denied to the other leading ladies.
Kim's reps say she could consider the movie later on down the road, but for now she will be starring in "Ice Princess," a Disney flick.
Way to stick it to them, KimWalt Disney--that'll show 'em.
Good luck playing some mom who's got a kid who's pet penguin is really awesome at basketball or soccer.
Let me guess: The kid dresses the penguin up as a human and introduces him as a cousin, and no one else finds out until right before the big championship game.
Awesome, Kim, just awesome! |
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