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 Christina Is A Fashion Disaster! | Type: Internet Article |
| | Christina Is A Fashion Disaster! | Jun 28, 2001 |
 Frocks and shocks! Christina tops the poll! Someone please, please give Christina a makeover scream our voters!
Here's the fashionable poll:
Who needs a fashion makeover?
52.4% - Christina Aguilera
39.7% - Britney Spears
4.3% - Geri Halliwell
2.1% - J.Lo
1.6% - Madonna
Total Votes: 67391
Apparently, most of us have nothing against the fashionable trendsetters among the likes of Madonna and J.Lo. Geri Halliwell, with her burnt but yet well-toned body, is definitely not in need of a fashion makeover, yet. But it seems that our voters think that Britney might still need one though. And one can't blame those voters who rooted for Ms. Aguilera.
Says Stylissimomama, a fashion stylist who used to work for the top-notch fashion magazine Marie Claire, "No surprises for guessing who's crying for a fashion makeover. Christina Aguilera looks like the worst little whorehouse in Texas in her 'Moulin Rouge' garters and stockings. And what's with the hair? She looks like a cross between a bird and a lion with that wild mane that has taken quite a beating! Honestly girl, sack your stylist! What works for Gwen Stefani does not always work for everyone!"
Stylissimomama also gave us her two cents on the rest of our poll candidates.
"Geri looks plain and gaunt, she needs some color and weight on her. Maybe these pop stars should take some helpful fashion tips from the experts -- Madonna and J.Lo!"
And it seems that it's not only Stylissimomama who reckons Christina does look the "whore" part.
"Well, I ain't suprised that Christina came out tops. Look at that girl! Someone has to warn her that her fashion is sooooo yesterday! I'd like to see if she would still be baring her navel now, seeing that it's winter. It would be quite amusing to see her frozen navel wouldn't it! Then again, it would be even scarier if she took the look she had for the 'Lady Marmalade' music video to the streets. Hey, who knows. It could be a good disguise. They'll only think she's a street hooker!" says Isabel, a wannabe fashion know-it-all who happened to write in to share her opinions.
Much to the disgust of many, Ricky, a doe-eyed school boy, thinks otherise.
"I think Christina looks great the way she is now! She's so sexy and I hope she stays that way."
Alright, boys will be boys. But we are really surprised that the fashion police didn't stop her from appearing in those outrageous hairdos and wayang (Chinese opera) makeups that are scaring little kids. Genie in a bottle? Witch on a broomstick more like it. And in case you didn't know, Ms. Aguilera has also came out tops in our "Who has the weirdest hairdo poll." Typical. |
 Source: MTV Asia | |
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