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Main >> Previous Updates >> May 2005 >> May 27, 2005 >> Article ID 8018
 Christina's Demands | Type: Internet Article |
| | Mariah Carey: Queen Of The Stupid Demand | May 27, 2005 |
Summary:
An article about celebrities' demands. Christina mentioned.
Did you also know that Christina Aguilera always demands a police escort because she doesn't want to "waste time" by sitting in traffic?
Read on for the whole article. |
LimoCelebrities really don't come more pointless and stupid than Mariah Carey. Just look at her, for Christ's sake. She's a vacuum-packed foil-fresh bundle of dullness, a bland-as-bread 'diva' with an ego the size of a planetary system and a voice that sounds like a hippie riding a bike down a cobbled street.
She has, however, recently celebrated her 16th - count 'em - Number One hit in the United States. Which means that a lot of people like her. Which means that a lot of people are making young Mariah a lot of money. Which means that she can spend the aforementioned money on a lot of silly and stupid things.
Like employing an assistant whose sole job is "to keep her skirts from touching the floor."
Or paying good money for someone to constantly carry "a designer Luis Vuitton backpack filled with bottled water so Mariah never goes thirsty."
Baffling, eh?
With this in mind, hecklerspray thought you might be interested in a few more ludicrous demands from those overprivileged famous folk.
Did you know, for example, that - during the height of his fame, Michael J. Fox had an assistant employed solely to take care of his contact lenses?
Did you know that talentless fat boy Elton John insists on every dressing room he enters having a "large arrangement of coloured flowers (No Chrysanthemums, Lillies, Carnations or Daisies)"?
Did you also know that Christina Aguilera always demands a police escort because she doesn't want to "waste time" by sitting in traffic?
Or what about hecklerspray favourite Jennifer Lopez, who insists that "her path must allegedly be prepared in advance with the scent of gardenia and her hotel sheets must be Egyptian cotton with a thread count of at least 250"?
Or that Leonardo Dicaprio demanded new clothes every day on the set of Gangs Of New York because he threw the previous day's away?
Or there's always gravelly-voiced Macy Gray. Who just likes to bring a chimp on tour.
What else? Well, this is where hecklerspray would like you to get interactive. Send in your favourite stupid celebrity demands - nothing that those pesky 'legal people' might get annoyed about, mind - to the usual address. We'd promise you a prize, but we'd probably be lying.
Besides. Seeing your name on these glittering pages should be reward enough... |
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